April 14, 2008

My Short List for John McCain

Haiku:
I'm all excited
Can hardly stand the pressure
Hey wheres my survey?

Post:
Ron Paul: He is the only person to go to if you want all of the campuses in America completely covered in McCain/Paul stickers.

Paul Wolfowitz: Jewish enough to appeal to the celebrity Kabbalah vote, Straussian enough to appeal to the William Buckley vote.

MC Rove: The secret identity of the former Deputy Chief of Staff, only stipulation, he must rap during his entire tenure as the President of the Senate.

Joseph Isadore "Joe" Lieberman: 'nuf said

Hillary Clinton: Fervent Israel supporter, free trade advocate, a minority, might get the conservatives back on the McCain wagon. If they only knew her policies.

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