July 3, 2009

Hipster Handbook ב: Kabster

Kabster: Your friend that has switched religions four times in six years, each switch more annoying than the last. We know that you were raised Southern Baptist and that you just can’t shake the idea of a ‘force greater than us,’ but take a cue from the Catholics and keep it to yourself. Kabster derives from Kabala because Budster would never work.

The only way that the Kabster continues to your friend is that s/he is good at their hep job and still go out at night.

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