August 19, 2009

Post Ironic Devotional

Exerpts from A Portrait of Yo Mama as a Young Man:

Yo mama uses fake static noises to end face-to-face conversation

Yo mama's so mentally disturbed, if depression were pastrami, anxiety mustard, and obsessive-compulsive disorder lettuce, she could eat her mental problems as a pretty good sandwich. Only one problem, though: no bread.

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