August 21, 2009

Yo Mama Part 2

Yo Mama:

Yo Mama is so anti-Semitic that she drove a Mercedes-Benz to go vote for Ron Paul in the 2008 Republican Primary Election.

Yo Mama is so Zoey Deschanel that she takes on career stagnating roles in sub-grade films to prove that she is the nerdiest starlet in Hollywood. Although her music career with M. Ward is flourishing, she will never beat Natlie Portman for the title.

Yo Mama is so Relativistic that after every declarative sentence uttered to her she responds, "In the (insert Amazonian tribe name) culture they don't have a word for (insert subject of former sentence here) so that debunks your whole seinfrenge

Yo Mama is so February 29, 2004 that every night at 8 p.m. she watches her video recording of the 76th annual Academy Awards Ceremony.

Yo Mama is so hip that she paints her face and listens to Remixes of Amanda Blank's "Might Like You Better" while doing blow off a soy sauce dish that Diplo once used in an afterhours sushi/speakeasy in the East End.

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