October 21, 2009

Post Ironic Devotional

Mess with your obsessive compulsive friends: 

 Change the topic to a meaningless but technical and easily understandable topic. Sit back and watch them rant while you control the conversation.

Begin singing a popular song then mumble the words.

Fix their tie (especially if it's correct).

Eat food off the floor.

Do the old "look behind you" routine, then mess up the space in front of him/her. Continue this two more times. On the third go, don't change anything.

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