July 19, 2010

Monday Bar Review: Wild Beaver Saloon

Wild Beaver Saloon
205 S. Washington Square
Lansing, MI 48933
(517) 708-7489

Indiana. Now get all those thoughts out of your head. You know, "Why does it have to smell so bad when I go to Chicago?", "If I build a crucifix on the side of a highway, will someone else build an adult bookstore?" and similar thoughts. No I want you to think of the bright and the beautiful lights of Indianapolis, Basketball and women that wear pants of early 90's provocative. Yeah, barley literate pants combined with professional broesefs crewate a perfect storm of cornhole on drunk with creepy men videophoning the waitresses.

In all seriousness, it's better than Hooters and the waitresses don't pretend to like you...old times.

This didn't happen:



Ok thats my review. It is concise and accurate.

Final Score 

2.1

1 comment:

C Maguire said...

I like your review. Where did you get the picture of the bros and the beaver?